Im a Daft fool!
So i went to Whiteoaks with Caz da Spaz and Ali G yesturday. Oh My God. I dont think i want to ever show my face there again!! Firstly - caz made me jump off the mahusive diving board into deep water - i can swim you know thats not the problem. The problem is im a bit spastic. Ok so start from the beginning....
I stood at the end of the board, nothing to hold onto, nothing to save you. All you can se is a massive drop infront of you. I dont realy suffer from vertigo... i just dont like heights! then i sort of steped/jumped/lunged - whatever you want you want to call it! and i flew spastically sideways/frontways/mingled in to the water. I think i caused a tidal wave through England!
Then just after i'd done that about 10 bloody times, i try to climb out of the pool. Ali G and Caz could both do it realy easily. I spent 10 minutes trying to lung myself up...knocking my mouth so all my teeth nearly fell out and my chin and slicing my finger open again. Eventually i got my knees onto a barrier. Unfortunatly, i got stuck.. my butt was sticking out and i was stuck. After much wrigglying i managed to swing one leg over the edge but i couldnt get the other... eventually i rolled onto the side...and then i died of embarrassment!!!
Why do i always make a fool of myself!!!
p.s. sofi is a byatch too.
Well....Mad as usual - has a name -Lou!
Well....Mad as usual - has a name -Lou!
Ok, so, im in a free now. Poor EJ – she has double physics then double chemistry. That must suck. Yesterday, I bought a Blink-182 CD. It’s alrite, well quite good actually but it wont play on my computer which sucks. Also you cant read the words on the cover – I mean whats the point of having them if they cannot be used- what a rip off. But luckily that’s why we have www.lyrics.com What would we do without it? What do gnats/knats do without it.
OH FOR GODS SAKE LOU- SHUT UP ABOUT THE GNAT
Anywho, my CD’s good –could never beat HIM or Greenday or of course my favourite – McFly. But its good. I want it on my Ipod –but no, no one can be bothered to comment tot telll me how to work Itunes. Stupid Trottels! This is like an emergency- I need more songs, I crave more songs, I yearn for more songs, I pine for more songs… I could go on. 600 wouldn’t satisfy a Caterpilla let only me. Why should I live in a sucha deprived world?? Its just sooo totally unfair. I must be the most unluckiest deranged twerp (in the words of an emu) in the world!.
So, anywho – yet again- maybe I need some variety… ok let me think….ah – actually I do not know how to think. That was a bti obvious! I also do not know how to spell – is there anyone out there who can help me?? Please!
So, anywho – DAMN IT
Right then, Thankgod for that, im a bit of an anomalous person – well at least I spelt that right .. I think – You might think so already but I doubt it. Well, ok so maybe I don’t doubt it – I think that you probably thought it but with a different word. Maybe more harsh – well, that will depend on how nice you are – you could be like EJ (nice) or like that girl Sofi (the opposite in a big big way!).
Well, bye!
Well....Mad as usual - has a name -Lou!
Well....Mad as usual - has a name -Lou!
For EJ and anyone with itunes,
How do you stop automatic updates from your computer to your ipod. PLEASE HELP. I really do not want to loose all of my 600 songs - which i spent a week downloading. I do have a life, realy...it might not seem like it ....but i do......................really.
luv Lou!
fi is with mWell....Mad as usual - has a name -Lou!
Well....Mad as usual - has a name -Lou!
So im here at school - bored chemistry kills! Sofi needs therapy to help her come to terms with the fact that she CANNOT SING. Well, thats what Lucy thinks anyway. - unfortunatly the knat died. (see below) Im sorry but now i realise how crap i am at speeling as knat is actually spelt gnat. Anyway EJ 's wating - luv Lou xxxx
the itsy bitsy knat
ok, so basicali iv ended up here - the ogre refused to die and now is like a lil knat. then the knat thinks tht i shud b nice to her. well.. im assumin the knat is actually female..eh sofi? Anyway , iv created a blog - i gt the name spelt wrong - bt il just have to live with tht now - what fun!!! It doesnt bug me. Not like the knat does- do you reckon knats are nice - i mean if knats could talk what do you think it would say.. and what would you say to it? First, you could start with "Hello" - but then - i maen - you cant ask it the time or anythink - i doubt it has a watch or even records the time. Or does it - if it didnt record the time then why would it know when to go to slepp - mean ok, it gets dark at night - but what if they were inside a house - would it immediatly fall asleep when someone switched off the light. And what if the light was broken and was flickering - it would probably think that days go very very quickly- or does it not have a memory. Anyway, i think i gt a bit side tracked there- opps. Where was i? Ah- name spelt wrong - well it dont bother me so it shouldnt bother you - or any knat for thatr matter.
Hump!
Well in my response to that wonderfull comment (about spelling accross wrong) etc.. -
Editting the famous words of Baz Luhrman:
"you are not as strong as you think you are!!"
Also - what i lack in spelling - i gain in strength.
One day...
i was not wrestler a tiger but a big giant ogre called "Sophie". We battled for an hour. and then she ran cowardly away...... i doubt il evr see her again.
Oh nope- there she is on msn as usal - wat a big damn pity!!!
haha - luv ya reli!!
