Im a Daft fool!
So i went to Whiteoaks with Caz da Spaz and Ali G yesturday. Oh My God. I dont think i want to ever show my face there again!! Firstly - caz made me jump off the mahusive diving board into deep water - i can swim you know thats not the problem. The problem is im a bit spastic. Ok so start from the beginning....
I stood at the end of the board, nothing to hold onto, nothing to save you. All you can se is a massive drop infront of you. I dont realy suffer from vertigo... i just dont like heights! then i sort of steped/jumped/lunged - whatever you want you want to call it! and i flew spastically sideways/frontways/mingled in to the water. I think i caused a tidal wave through England!
Then just after i'd done that about 10 bloody times, i try to climb out of the pool. Ali G and Caz could both do it realy easily. I spent 10 minutes trying to lung myself up...knocking my mouth so all my teeth nearly fell out and my chin and slicing my finger open again. Eventually i got my knees onto a barrier. Unfortunatly, i got stuck.. my butt was sticking out and i was stuck. After much wrigglying i managed to swing one leg over the edge but i couldnt get the other... eventually i rolled onto the side...and then i died of embarrassment!!!
Why do i always make a fool of myself!!!
p.s. sofi is a byatch too.
posted by Sarbrina @ 3:33 AM
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